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Violent Little Machine Shop - Nature Boy RIC Flair "Wooo!" PVC Morale Patch WWE

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Color	Multicolor
Brand	Violent Little Machine Shop
Material	Rubber, Polyvinyl Chloride
Style	Compact
Theme	Nature
Shape	Rectangular
Number of Pieces	1
Mounting Type	Hook

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I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down!
HIGH QUALITY PVC RUBBER - created & designed in-house by Violent Little Machine Shop. Water-proof, durable. The detail WILL NOT rub off
2.5 X 2.5 INCHES - Hook Backed. Perfect to attach to tactical gear, bag, backpack, MOLLE attachment, gun bag, jacket or hat
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE satisfaction guaranteed. If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our patch or the design, we will refund 100% of your money
CHECK OUR OTHER PATCHES/STICKERS - Violent Little Machine Shop - Idaho-based, Veteran Owned purveyors of the best damn morale patches on the market!

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Violent Little Machine Company

Idaho-based, Veteran-Owned purveyors of the best damn morale patches on the market!

We certainly ain’t your mama’s patch shop.

We started off making leather morale patches for some elite military forces (like Navy SEAL teams), and then rank-and-file from Army Special Forces, ODA, Navy SWCC, EOD and National Guard took notice.

We quickly realized quickly that our messages and offbeat sense of humor had social relevance.

We only use the highest-quality PVC or embroidered material in our designs - expect them to stand up to years of rugged use.

Scroll down and check out our other offerings!

What's America's least favorite word? MOIST

We made this patch for you cool souls who appreciate it for all the good things it stands for: moist towelettes, a cookie dipped in a glass of milk, a dewy and sweaty forehead, wet sheets, and pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.

The morale patch is "Literally" flavored.

The morale patch is "Literally" flavored. Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada. Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can.

Dual-wielding DD44 Dostovei's = underrated

Relive your golden years... Pizza smeared controllers, clearing Dam without getting shot once, and nearly getting into fist fights when your d-bag buddy chose Oddjob. THAT WAS CHEATING.

Bawn Journo Morale Patch

Lt. Aldo Raine doesn't have time to F around with the small S...like being fluent in a language that isn't English. He does, however, know how to dress for the occasion.

MOIST

White Girl Seltzer

Goldeneye

Bawn Journo

"Pitter patter"

The Welcome to Letterkenny morale patch. Based on what is probably our favorite Canadian TV show (sorry Trailer Park Boys), this patch knows all about Letterkenny's 5000 residents and their problems. If you've seen it you understand if you haven't then you don't know what you're missing.

"To be the man, you have to beat the man"

The Ric Flair WOOO! wrestling patch by Violent Little. Introducing the Rolex-wearing, diamond-ring-wearing, kiss-stealing, whooo!-wheelin-dealin’, limousine-riding, jet-flying son-of-a-gun! Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair. You might not have a Rolex, but this patch is the next best thing.

"Because I was inverted."

Talk to me Goose patch from the movie Top Gun. Shaped like a dog tag, this Joshua Johnson original design pays tribute to one of the all time greatest films to quote from.

Baba Yaga

You can kill a man's woman and you can kill a man's child...but if you kill a man's dog, nothing will save you.

Letterkenny Embroidered Patch

Rick Flair "WOO" PVC Patch

"Talk to Me Goose" PVC Morale Patch

John Wick

This patch is as gay as a 3 bill!

Carole Baskin does not approve this patch.

Big gulps, huh?

The Mutt Cutts van from Dumb and Dumber could take on all the Fast and Furious cars while hauling dogs and hitchhikers. This patch pays homage to the glorious shag carpet covered steed. Made from chenille and felt so you know it's legit.

I'M PICKLE RICK

If Doc Brown was a raging alcoholic, this would be the kinds of experiments he'd be conducting, not that time traveling stuff. Get your hands on Pickle Rick, we swear it's not an alien d*** or anything...The lengths some will go to to avoid responsibilities.

Everyone's Favorite Daytime Commercial

Some people say uhh...moderation is for cowards. Wilford Brimley may disagree with you on uhh... that. He used to uhh... eat ice cream all through the night and even have apple pie in the morning. Most people don't know that he's rapped on occasion, to reach out to those south-side kids.

Heart of the TK

AR-15

PICKLE RICK

I gots the Beetus

"I'm just a professional"

The Creasy Bear morale patch by Violent Little Machine Shop is our flagship patch. Designed by artist Joshua Johnson, this original patch pays tribute to a fantastic movie and character, John Creasy, played by Denzel Washington in Man on Fire. Creasy Bear doesn't give an Fk that you're in La Hermandad, he'll still put C4 up your rear. This patch is sure to be a standout in your collection.

Check out our associate, Walter Sobchak

If you have no frame of reference for this patch, you should probably make like a small child and wander out of this listing and onto another -because just like Donny, you are clearly out of your element. Maybe you should go find a cash machine...Brandt can't watch though.

Val Kilmer's Finest

The "I'm Your Huckleberry" morale patch from the movie Tombstone with Val Kilmer. This is battlefield magic! Throw this on your chest and let your enemy see it gleaming in the sun right before the obscurity of this quote is forever lost on them. 2.5" x 1.5". This patch is not made in the Old West.

Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes

Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes, and they love shooting, and everybody knows that owls love looking at breasts dressed up like its Daytona Beach spring break 1983. My grandmother took me to a Hooters in Daytona Beach when I was 12 -I thought it was really cool. I've been to a Hooters a few times since then, like as a semi-adult, and it feels an awful lot like what I would imagine going to one of those Donkey shows in TJ would feel like...or a ping pong show in Bangkok.

Man on Fire Patch

Big Lebowski

Tombstone

Hooters

Baby Yoda is still cute as hell with a mask on.

My grandma, bless her heart, kinda looks like Baby Yoda. She also rides around in a floating pod and gets people to do things for her. The only big difference is that my grandma cusses like a muleskinner and is from Nebraska.

The Black Knight Lives!

The British make a hell of a comedy. Mr. Bean, Hot Fuzz... Bronson. This was our favorite scene out of the great film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so we made a patch. It has some of the best 3D features out of any of our patches, and we're really proud of it.

"Social Media Expert - Infectious Diseases"

...I know how to combat this. I just completed a 12-day meditation/celery juice cleanse, and have some base knowledge of homeopathy...

Fact: Bears eat beets.

We know identity theft is not a joke around this office, but when you find those glasses at the drug store for 4 bucks you get them.

Baby Yoda Mask

Black Knight

Social Media Expert

Bears. Beets.

What makes our patches stand out?


No-Rub 3D Detail There are a lot of corners suppliers can cut in this industry... but we sure as heck don't. Our PVC details do not rub, so expect them to stand-up to years of use. Don't settle for sub-par patches.	Stitched Velcro Backing All patches come with hook velcro backing, and most (check the bullets) come with a matching sewable loop backing piece.	High Quality Embroidery We've been doing this for awhile. All patches are inspected by the crew before they're shipped - no loose threads.	Veteran Owned Satisfaction assured. If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our patch or the design, we will refund 100% of your money

Product information

Color

Multicolor

Brand

Violent Little Machine Shop

Material

Rubber, Polyvinyl Chloride

Style

Compact

Theme

Nature

Shape

Rectangular

Number of Pieces

Mounting Type

Hook

Package Dimensions

3.3 x 3.3 x 0.4 inches

Item Weight

0.81 ounces

Manufacturer

Violent Little Machine Shop

ASIN

B081292DB9

Customer Reviews

4.8 128 ratings

4.8 out of 5 stars

Best Sellers Rank

#598,114 in Sports & Outdoors (See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors)
#2,193 in Tactical Bag Accessories

Is Discontinued By Manufacturer

Date First Available

November 5, 2019

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Great product

Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2024

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Best morale patch to hold your alligators down WOO!

Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2021

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It's so hard for me to sit back here with this Violent Little Machine Shop - Nature Boy Ric Flair"WOOO!" PVC Morale Patch in my hand
Looking at a guy out there hollering my name
When last year I spent more money on low quality patches
In gyms from one side of this world to the other, than you made
You're talking to the plate carrier wearing, kiss stealing (WOO!)
Wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying, son of a gun
And was having a hard time holding these alligators down until I found a patch with my face on it
Woo!

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nemo6970

NATCH is stylin' and profilin' as only he can! WOOOO!

Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2020

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Awesome patch of the "Nature Boy Ric Flair" in his prime. I went to a gun show with it on my sleeve and was mobbed by multiple people when they saw it. They were disappointed that I didn't buy it there but told them shop Amazon. Patch arrived sooner than stated and is of high quality. It is my favorite morale patch in my collection.

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shane downey

cool

Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2019

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i have about 75 different patches i have to review they stick to stuff
they are cool
GET YOU SOME

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MCA

The Nature Boy!

Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2020

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I'm ready to do some jet flyin' and limousine ridin'. Exceptional quality!

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Sarah Evans

Wooo!

Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2021

Wooo!

Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2020

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Wooooo!

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Catt Marr

Wooooooooooooooo!

Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2020

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I received this patch faster than I expected which when I opened my mailbox and realized what it was, felt compelled to belt out a loud “Woooooooooo” which startled my neighbor who I had not seen around the corner.
I showed her the patch and she and I laughed about it. I’m sure she secretly still hates me when she sees me at the mailbox.
The quality of the patch is top-notch. I’ve purchased a few other patches from other retailers and this one is by far the best quality patch I’ve purchased. Solid materials, coloring is perfection, not even sure how it’s done but it’s awesome and I’m happy with the craftsmanship.
The price was reasonable because let’s be honest, anything ric flair is worthwhile, and I’m happy this company exists and makes products they can be proud of.
Thank you for the patch, if I can find more places to stick more patches, I’ll probably order a few more.

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Violent Little Machine Shop - Nature Boy RIC Flair "Wooo!" PVC Morale Patch WWE

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Product Description

Violent Little Machine Company

Idaho-based, Veteran-Owned purveyors of the best damn morale patches on the market!

What's America's least favorite word? MOIST

The morale patch is "Literally" flavored.

Dual-wielding DD44 Dostovei's = underrated

Bawn Journo Morale Patch

"Pitter patter"

"To be the man, you have to beat the man"

"Because I was inverted."

Baba Yaga

This patch is as gay as a 3 bill!

Big gulps, huh?

I'M PICKLE RICK

Everyone's Favorite Daytime Commercial

"I'm just a professional"

Check out our associate, Walter Sobchak

Val Kilmer's Finest

Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes

Baby Yoda is still cute as hell with a mask on.

The Black Knight Lives!

"Social Media Expert - Infectious Diseases"

Fact: Bears eat beets.

What makes our patches stand out?

No-Rub 3D Detail

Stitched Velcro Backing

High Quality Embroidery

Veteran Owned

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